I just thought of something I really want to see…
I’d like to see this guy…
This guy…
This guy…
This girl…
And this guy…
All visit this place…
At the same time (but not as a group) after they’ve all had a particularly shitty day at work.
the entire planet would fucking explode in a matter of minutes from all the power of their anger and rage there would be no survivors I’m sure of it but it would be fucking hilarious
It begins.
“On a serious note, this article’s headline will be vastly inaccurate eight hours from its publishing date. Prior to putting the headline down, the Wii U’s sales had blasted up by 875% on Amazon UK, moving it from the 390th position to the 40th position since the abysmal reveal of the Xbox One on Tuesday.”
“Congratulations Microsoft, you just sold more Wii Us than Nintendo.”
Future Pyro headcanon: he works like a lightbulb, not the whole lighting up thing, but the way you screw him in, Future Engie sometimes puts him on a temporary body(robot) or a heating agent replacement when his toaster is broken
