“Your demented crusade ends here. Die, Chowder, with the eternal souvenir of not having conducted your sad scheme to its end.”
“It’s too late. Everything is lost.”
Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom
Never forget; you may have been wrong about something in your lifetime, but you’ll never be as wrong as this guy.
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed
he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people
The town is racist because it’s set in the early 1900’s and the Civil War has only just ended. Most of those people probably lived through the Civil War, and some of them probably even had slaves. Stop taking it out of context.
At no point did they take that out of context. They just said the town is horribly racist, which it is. And that certainly isn’t diminished by the fact that it’s postbellum America or that they owned slaves. It’s still horribly racist.
These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…
I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked
FUCK. I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN
I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS GEM FOR AGES
IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY